This is us. Bathe in our magnificence.
Not to cause the alarm. Simple audit of anomalous bipeds (self-designation: "mammal") re: p3, Sol N-9330 (self-designation: "third stone from the sun."). Social complexity: stage 2.b; technological complexity: -sN ; cultural complexity: unknown. Observation further.
Bipeds of Sol N-9330, p3
Artifact: examples bipedal life, p3, Sol N-9330. Note the range of physical evolution, from Object A (objectively appealing) to Object B (fugly, although there are indicators that it may not be indigenous to p3).